FAQ... but Funkier

Rituals, Riddles & Real Talk

Not your average FAQ. This is where questions meet cheek, truth hides in plain sight, and numerology whispers through the margins.

“You’re reading the label… but the raven’s already clocked the truth.”

“Not tested on animals. Only tested on legends.”

3, 6, 9 — the sacred sequence. That’s how many times we stir our blend.

“All-natural. All-knowing. 100% sass.”

Look closely: there are 11 leaves on that vine for a reason. It’s the number of awakening, baby.

We got answers, herbal snark, and a sprinkle of numerological divination.

“Why is your deodorant in a jar?”
Because real warriors scoop their power. Aerosol is for NPCs.
“Is it really natural?”
If magnesium, clay, and hemp aren’t natural enough — go lick a rock.
“Will this stop me sweating?”
No. It lets you sweat beautifully — like nature intended. It’s not an anti-sweat, it’s a pro-you.

Numerology Tip: This whole page was built in cycles of 3s and 9s.
That’s why it *feels* good, even if you don’t know why.